This is Stephen Harper, leader of Canada's eternally confused Conservative Party. To make myself clear, let it be known that I do not, nor shall I ever, support that band of boneheads. However, my grandfather had a wonderful little ditty, and I'd like to share it now. It is called: Ode to an Idiot. The gum-chewing kid, and the cud-chewing cow, There is a difference, some how. Ahhhhh yessssss, I see it now ... It is the intelligent look on the face of the cow. Indeed, Stephen Harper needs to groom his image, however, at this time, I don't believe the technology of brain transplant is available. This fool is the Canuck version of a Bush ... right-wing and stupid as they get, prepared to take us all, kicking and screaming if necessary, back to a time that's better left in the past. I love Canadian Health Care, and many other things Canadian, too much to keep my mouth shut when someone from the shallow end of the gene pool starts talking about increasing military funding and dismantling rights (such as health care) and other benefits of being Canadian. Oh Canada, I stand on guard for thee!